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- I promise. - Thank you!

Thank you, dear.

- Are you all right? - Fine.

Let's see... Nothing.

- Anything in May? - Not a thing.

It doesn't look good.

I'm sorry. Mr Lundy is completely booked for the next two months.

- I'll meet him any time, anywhere. - Sorry. There's nothing I can do.

Please. I can't cancel. It's a huge opportunity.

Take my advice: Don't cancel.

Thank you.

- Come along, Nattie. - Hello, darling!

- Shouldn't you cover your shoulders? - No! I'm fine.

- Good evening, Mr Lundy. - Good evening.

Oh, God. Here we go.

- Mrs Doubtfire, you look wonderful. - Thank you.

Come on. I hope you're all hungry.

- Good evening, Mr Lundy. - I'm meeting someone. Is he here?

No, I'm sorry. He hasn't arrived yet.

But we can seat you. Smoking or nonsmoking?

Nonsmoking, please.

- Tanya will seat you. Table 15. - This way, please.

- Reservation. Dunmeyer. - Yes, sir.

- Smoking or nonsmoking? - Nonsmoking.

- Smoking! - Mrs Doubtfire, you don't smoke.

No, I don't. But I did.

I found the best way to keep from smoking again is to be around those who do smoke.

I have to randomly ingestjust a little bit of nicotine and it steels my wool.

And I know you're Mr Health. Bless you for putting yourself in harm's way.

- Smoking. - All right. Table 39.

- Follow me, please. - 39! My age! You're a saint.

Thank you very much for humoring an old lady.

- He's pissed already. - Mrs Doubtfire?

- Would you like to join us? - Oh. I thought I saw Clint Eastwood.

That would make my day! He is such a stud-muffin.

Will you excuse me, dear? I have to check my wrap.

- I can do it for you. - Oh, no, please. I'm quite capable of...

All right, dear. There you go.

- Oh, and your bag too, ma'am. - Drop it!

Oh, I'm very sorry, dear. It's my medicine.

- I have to go take my medicine now. - We have water at the table.

I can't take it orally, dear. I'll be right back.

- Would you like something to drink? - Oh, yes. A good stiff Chardonnay.

I like 'em light and woody.

- Hello. Bridges Restaurant. May I help you? - Yes. My name is Daniel Hillard.

Mr Lundy is expecting me for dinner. Will you tell him I'm running late, but I'm on my way?

- I'll deliver the message personally, sir. - Thank you.

Oh, Stu!

I hope you like it.

It's gorgeous! Thank you!

Did I miss anything?

Well, yes. Look. This is the gift that Stu gave me for my birthday.

- Isn't it gorgeous! - Is it real?

It is very real, Mrs Doubtfire.

You can either wear that or feed a small country. That's so nice. So decadent.

Mommy, I need to go.

- Mrs Doubtfire, would you take her? - No. You.

- She wants you, dear. - Well, I'll be right back.

OK.

Yes, well...

Children, look at that lovely dessert tray over there.

Why don't you go over and pick what you'd like now so they could reserve it?

- We'll be back. - All right.

That's a pretty impressive bauble you got her.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

A fella gives a gift like that, he wants more than a piece of her heart, eh?

Bit of a going-down payment, huh?

- Excuse me? - You know, dear. Sink the sub.

Hide the weasel? Park the porpoise?

Bit of the old humpty dumpty?

- Little Jack Horny? The horizontal mambo?

- I hope you're up for a little competition. - I beg your pardon?

She's got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It's her personal jackhammer.

She uses it and the lights dim. It's like a prison movie.

Amazed she hasn't chipped her teeth.

I hope you bring cocktail sauce.

She's got crabs. And I don't mean Dungeness.

I'm being blunt as a spoon, aren't I?

Forgive me.

It's the wine. Oh, gosh!

Be back in a flash. All right? My tiny bladder.

- Mrs Doubtfire! - What?!

- You're going into the men's room. - No! Oh, so it is!

I do need new glasses, dear. Sorry!

Hello!

Jesus! God!

- Excuse me. May I have a menu? - Of course.

- What's France like? - Very beautiful.

Thank you very much.

- Mr Lundy. - Oh, hi.

- Sorry I'm late. Did you get my message? - Yes. Sit down.

- How about a drink? - Sure. I'll have what he's having.

Double Chivas on the rocks.

Bring him two doubles so he can catch up.

- A Scotch drinker, huh? That's my kinda guy! - Gentlemen, start your engines.

- OK, everybody. Are we ready to order? - Yes, I believe we are. Children, fire away.

Shouldn't we wait for Mrs Doubtfire?

Yes.

- How are we doin' over here? - No, no.

Oh, yes.

Now...

What can you do to help the ratings on the kid show?

Bottom line: Don't patronize kids. They're little people.

You gotta personalize it. Make it fun. If it's something you'd enjoy, they'd enjoy it.

- That's what I'm interested in. - Bingo!

Well, I wonder what's happened to Mrs Doubtfire.

- We could cross over to the news. - Would you excuse me for a moment?

But...

- May I help you, ma'am? - Yes, dear. Thank you very much.

- Oh, my goodness! - I'm so sorry! It's my fault.

- Forgive me. Excuse me. - I'm all right. There we go.

Thank you. Oh, let's see here!

- May I take your order, ma'am? - Oh, yes.

Let's see. I'll have the poached salmon.

- And you, sir? - I'll have the jambalaya.

- Make mine not spicy. I'm allergic to pepper. - Certainly, sir.

Thank you. Cheers. Your health.

Oh, my God.

So sorry about that. Just one moment.

Carpe dentum - seize the teeth.

Let me assist you.

A spoon. Oh, how clever. Wait. I've got it.

Wait. There. Make a pincer.

Come at it from both sides. Together - up.

Thank you. There it is.

Just shake them off, like a dog.

Sorry. Oh, forgive me.

- That's all right. - Sorry about my spray.

I'll be right back. I just have to re-attach them with a little adhesive.

- Tell him to pur閑 the salmon, if you will. - Pur閑 the salmon.

Thank you. Sorry about that.

Oh, that one.

Oh. I didn't know there was someone else in here. Sorry.

Damn it! Oh, there it is.

Excuse me.

Where the hell have you been? I ordered you another Scotch.

Bully!

Daniel?

Are you wearing ladies' perfume?

Yes, I am.

Are you wearing lipstick?

Yeah.

Why?

- It rubbed off. - From whom?

A girl I used to date. She's a waitress.

- A waitress? Here? - Oh, yeah.

On the way to the bathroom... Couldn't keep her hands off me.

- You dog! - You scallywag!

I got the stretch outside. Does your girlfriend have a girlfriend?

- Hey, it's the '90s. - No, no! I mean...

Does she have a lady friend for me?

- Go ahead. Ask her. - I'll go ask her.

Go on. Come on, go get 'em!

Hey, Dan!

I need my order for table 39!

- Relax. I'll be out in a minute. - Thank you! Great.

39.

Table 39!

Hot jambalaya!

- Can I help you, ma'am? - Sorry I'm late.

But after all those Scotches I had to piss like a racehorse.

- Daniel? - Yeah.

Why in God's name are you dressed like a woman?!

Oh, damn.

Well...

I'd like you to meet the host of your new show.

Host?

Euphegenia Doubtfire, dear. I specialize in the education and entertainment of children.

Surprise!

Oh, thank you very much.

- This looks terrific. - Where's Mrs Doubtfire?

Well, I hope the dear lady's all right.

- Shall we start? - Yes. Let's start. I don't want it to get cold.

Tell me. Why would Mrs Doubtfire be a good host?

I'm a hip old granny who could hip-hop, bebop, dance till ya drop,

and yo, yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa.

Stu?

Oh, he's choking. He's choking!

Help us! Somebody help! He's choking! Help us!

Oh, God! Oh, God!

- He's choking here! Call 911! - Oh, no. I killed the bastard.

- Mrs Doubtfire! Help us! He's choking! - Help is on the way, dear!

- Mrs Doubtfire! - Help is on the way!

- Mrs Doubtfire, he's choking! - Hold on, dear.

One more time, dear. Work with me!

Come on!

I'm all right.

- Are you all right? - Yes.

Almost lost ya.

- Dad. - Oh, my...

Daddy?

Yeah, honey. It's me.

Happy birthday.

Daniel...

Daniel! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

The whole time...

- The whole time?! - I'm sorry, Miranda. Please?

Don't talk to me! Don't touch me!

I have to go. We have to leave now. I have to leave!

We have to leave now! I have to go! We're going.

- You guys go. - I'm sorry, Dad.

Bye.

Sorry about the pepper. I was...

What are you lookin' at? Show's over.